Well, fuck me. Another semester, here I come. I have to go full-time so I can get financial aid; half time brings in zip, zilch, nada, and I would have to pay out of pocket. We don’t have the money to send me back out of pocket. Yeesh. I’ve picked out two classes with throwaway profs (who rarely assign work outside of class) and one with an awesome prof (my JanTerm prof!) that will be fair in grading. Oh well. I can’t wait to be fucking done with this stupid fucking college. Classes have been fantastic but the business office, registrar, and most of the financial aid office have been hell to deal with.
In other news, my hubby got an acceptance letter from a grad school already! Three days after the application deadline he was accepted to his second-choice school! They’re waiving more than a third of his tuition and giving him a teaching assistantship, so he’d basically get paid $1000/month to go there. We’re still waiting to hear back from his first choice school to see what they offer him. Second-choice school boasts a safer city, is a gun-friendly area, and has lower cost of living…but first choice school will waive all tuition and give a bigger stipend if he’s accepted. Then again, first-choice school’s city is not gun-friendly. They say that when you take the number of guns in Texas compared to the population, each person has 10 guns on average. Let’s just say we have more than our fair share. Decisions, decisions. Things important to us, in order: each other, our dog, our guns. So yeah, it’s kind of a big deal.

Next week we will be attempting to get our hands on a Dan Wesson .357 mag Pistol Pack. WOO HOO!
Oh! In other-other news, we will not be going overseas as planned. Long story. In a nutshell, it’s not our decision but is probably for the best considering our financials. So I guess that means me buying a new gun recently and my husband planning to buy another one next week is alright. We don’t drink (often) or smoke or do drugs, but we buy guns like candy. It’s our only vice. I guess that’s a good thing in many ways. They’re useful, we typically only buy under market value so that we can recoup any investment, and they’re pretty. They also don’t ruin our health like other vices. In fact, since we go shooting outdoors so often I’d argue it’s the only reason we go outside for fresh air. Three cheers for firearms!